Quantcast Mass Media
College Media Network

Police Log

John Mazzarella

Issue date: 12/3/07 Section: News
  • Page 1 of 1

November 13
9:10 a.m.: A larceny was reported in the Science building. Oh, joy! Oh, rapture! What a way to begin the police log!

3:57 p.m.: A larceny was reported in the Campus Center. Well, it was getting close to dinner time, so of course it makes sense to leave your stuff unguarded.

4:50 p.m.: A medical assist was made in the McCormack building. The person in need refused medical attention.

November 14
8:55 a.m.: A larceny was reported in the Science building. Nothing like starting out the day by stealing.

10:34 a.m.: Students filed a report of threats due to a classmate's posting online. Aw, it's nice to see that people on this campus do care about each other, and don't just care about stealing their stuff.

November 15
2:42 p.m.: A disturbance call was made from the Healey Library when a patron refused to follow the food and drink rules for the computer labs. The patron was asked to leave.

4:56 p.m.: A call for a medical assist was placed when someone in Quinn was suffering from chest pains. They were transported to the hospital.

7:40 p.m.: A minor accident involving two vehicles happened in the driveway of the Campus Center. Some minor damage resulted.

November 16
1:36 p.m.: A false fire alarm went off in Wheatley.

7:33 p.m.: A report of vandalism and malicious destruction was filed from Wheatley when someone tried to etch something into a door. Because that's totally not, like, soooo seventh grade or anything.

November 18
5:38 p.m.: A larceny was reported in the Clark Athletic Center. Well, at least it's been a couple of days.

November 19
10:41 a.m.: Two employees got into an argument on University Dr. South, during which one employee threatened the other. A report of the threats was filed. Man, I thought we were bad.

6:02 p.m.: A janitorial staff member was harassed by a student in Wheatley and filed a report against the student. Not cool.

November 20
9:36 a.m.: A disorderly conduct report was filed when a professor had problems with a student in Wheatley Hall. The student was referred to the Dean of Students, who handled it. Zing!

November 21
9:08 a.m.: A breaking and entering in the Science building was reported. Remember, kids: "breaking and entering" is just the term for larceny in an office. Good morning! I think I'll take this stapler.

November 22
2:30 p.m.: Campus Police assisted the MBTA police in dealing with a passenger on one of the MBTA buses. It couldn't possibly have been that creeper who was on the bus with me the other night, could it? I doubt it.

November 24
2:53 p.m.: A larceny was reported in the Healey Library. Someone missed "Black Friday" sales and decided to make up for it, huh?

8:02 p.m.: Someone called 911 from the lobby phone in Quinn, but when the call was answered, no one was there. Spooky.

November 26
10:33 a.m.: A threatening voicemail was left for someone in Wheatley, and they filed a report.

11:20 a.m.: A larceny was reported in the Campus Center. Nothing like yanking someone's bag to work up a lunch appetite.

3:29 p.m.: A medical assist was made in Quinn when a member of the janitorial staff slipped, falling on the floor and hurting their shoulder. They were transported to the hospital.

9:14 p.m.: A larceny was reported in the Healey Library. Well, the winter holidays are a few weeks away, so maybe someone will buy you whatever it is that has been stolen.
Page 1 of 1

Article Tools

Be the first to comment on this story

  • NOTE: Email address will not be published

Type your comment below (html not allowed)

  I understand posting spam or other comments that are unrelated to this article will cause my comment to be flagged for deletion and possibly cause my IP address to be permanently banned from this server.

Advertisement

Advertisement

Sections

  Poll

Did you watch the Boston Marathon at all?
Submit Vote

View Results